Myth-O-Mania: Hit the Road, Helen!

When it comes to the Greek Myths, things aren't always what they seem. Don't believe me? Just take a look at the Trojan War. When Paris and Helen decided to hit the road, it caused more trouble than they ever could've imagined. But who says Helen was at fault? Sure, she had a face that launched a thousand ships...but she also had more than a little interference from some meddling immortals.
How do I know the truth? Well, I was there for most of it. And you can always trust me, Hades, King of the Underworld, to tell you what really happened.